Akpors the genius

Armed robbers came 2 rob Akpos nd his
wife ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
@D scene
1st robber__Oya evribody lie down,,
Akpos nd his wife lied flat on d ground,,,
2nd robber__O boi see dis parcel,,(pick up
a piece of paper 4rm d table,,),,,
3rd robber__Ewooo,
Mrs Akpos get H,I,V,,,
2nd robber__brut out a syringe 4rm his
pocket nd drew Mrs Akpos blood,,, nd said
2 Akpos,
Oya bring out d money or i wil inject u wit
dis H,I,V,,,(holding d syringe)
Akpos__If u inject me wit it,,wil u still
collect d money?
Robbers__No we won't,
Akpos__Cn i go inside nd cum baq in
5minx?
Robbers__Sure,,go on
Akpos went inside nd kam out,,,,saying oya
cum inject me,,
One of d robber did as Akpos as
commanded,
Nd dey left immediately,,
Mrs Akpos__Honey wat did u jst do
now???,,,(wife crying)
Akpos smiled nd said "Honey stp crying''
WEN I WENT INTO D RUM I WENT 2 PUT
ON MY "CONDOM''
Wife faintx,,,
# One_word_4_Akpos

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